He's not just tending the bar, he was born this way.

This wonderful photo from my friend Joe is a perfect example of how all owners of the original Masterpiece Grimlock ought to do it. You need to revel in the fact that you own that little apron and drink set. MP-08 was meant to be the silliest looking Transformer ever, so let its dim light shine and display that bitch in alt-mode slangin’ some scotch! If you’re not, then YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!