Cryin' a river

Seriously, I’m getting so exhausted from this shit.  I was patiently waiting for this stuff to go on sale, had alerts on, was in chat rooms where people were conversing about this… I did everything right this time!  I went to the page and the Shockwave Hiss tank was sold out before it even loaded.  Not only that, I had Bruticus in my cart, and then when I checked out they said it was out of stock!  That is some seriously whack shit!  What kind of shopping cart software does this two-bit company run?  Between this and the Mondo sales, I think I ought to just slit my wrists and bathe in my own blood.

But then again, it’s just stupid toys.  Can’t wait to set my zombie cliffjumper on fucking fire.